yoda

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You know, sometimes I don't mind when people pretend like things mean something other than they actually are. Take english class, for example. Whenever you read something, teacher teacher always pretends like the smaller elements in the story actually mean something else. Like a little cochon de lait. Poetry is next on the list. When you tell me that four lines of nonsensical words and phrases actually means something other than 'This is the easiest way to pay my part of the rent'? Fuck you. All it is a hoax, to make you think that the author is some sort god of literature. Well, guess what, you're not, Kate Fucking Chopin.

Same thing that goes to you Star Wars fans. Don't get me wrong. I love Star Wars and all the nerds who love it as well, even if it is bad for their health. What I hate is when American Christians try to bend it to their will. It's not natural. They always think that they can use everything and anything to spead the word of God. I love God, but he has nothing to do with Star Wars. Am I the only one who thinks that God likes us to have secular fun every once in a while? Like SciFi? Episode III had some pretty bad lines ("If you're not with me.... then you're my enemy" You're right, Sheldon, George Lucas can be a sack of shit), but he doesn't deserve to be dragged into something that he has nothing to do with. So ask thee, Lord, on bended knee. SAVE STAR WARS FROM YOUR FANATICS! They are truly against what you are about. But hey, like anybody knows anyway.