LIARS!

Have any of you seen that new coke commercial? The one with Lincoln High School as the setting. For those of you who haven't, here's a run down.

So there is a group of about 5 guys, and they're all hanging out in their school courtyard all looking at eachother and talking. Then a guy comes down the hill or whatever and jumps off the staircase. Up until now, it just sounds like Levi. But then you see that the guy is on a snowboard. Yes, a snowboard and yes, ther is snow. What. The. Fuck.

I mean, I know TV is fake, but this is just sad. You are desecrating OUR HOME TOWN, hollywood. Would you please keep your lies out of my territory. Don't make me pee all over it again.



my friend use to put his cat in a pillowcase and throw it down the stairs when we were little. the cat's name was Oscar. i use to to call him Oscar the grouch, because he was grouchy a lot of the time.
Maybe he was grouchy because you fucking threw it down the stairs in a pillowcase, genius.