Does Your Mama Know That You're Up?

I gotta start listening to more ABBA. But yea. I have come to the shocking realization that lots of people have hot sisters. I'm not kidding. But then I was thinking, what if i have a hot sister and there are 8th graders giving my sister the lookover?

When i brought my sister to Lowell as a shadow, everybody was saying something. Dayu of course made some sort of remark but i dont think that my sister heard. Joe was hitting on her with his pink shorts, but Mari quickly laughed him down. Then on the bus ride home Armen was telling me how hot my shadow was. When i told him she was my sister, he didn't believe me. When i convinced him, he quickly stood down cos he thought i was going to beat him up.

But am i required to beat possible boyfriends up? Johanna was telling me about her friend who's brother found out that his sister was going out with some guy. The next day he came to school with a baseball bat looking for him. I don't think i should have to do that. I would, of course, watch out for Mari and check the guy out and make sure he was okay. But there's a limit to that.

Carter is a perfect example. He's not really Connie's big brother, even though he's bigger than his sister, but he damn well acts the part. I dont know too much about how him and kelly started off, but i remember it being rather comical. I'm sure that if kelly became a psycho jerk, Carter would be there to intervene on Connie's behalf. Carter, i think, is a better big brother role model than that other guy above.

I guess eventually my sister is going to have boyfriends. Iono maybe not, but if she does, I'm just gonna get to know him a liiiiittle bit and let my sister go on her merry way. I won't intervene in anything untill something terribly (and impossibly) wrong happens. But yea.

So there you go. Have a hot sister? Watch out for her, but don't be stupid. Be carter.