If Levi were gay. The only thing that would change would be that i would rip on him for being a gay jew. We'd still hang out, and make dirty jokes, and make fun of people. And concerts would still be great.
If Connie were an atheist with no morals... well, that would be weird. I think she'd be a prime candidate to take to sexpowergod or whatever.
If Morgan were not funny or offensive. Well i dont see too much reason why she'd like me. We'd probably just be aquantances.
If Chelsea wasn't so gullible/scare-able I dont think she would be too much fun at all. Well, she is very spur of the moment, and thats always fun.
If Yoongi wasn't so...Yoongi... I could take it.
If Tommy wasn't so white, I dont think he'd be too much fun to MAKE fun of. I mean, whats better than his aquafore and hiding under blankets? He'd also be alot more... white. The other white. Not tiny whiteboy cracka white. He'd be jock white. And jock tommy? eh.
If i wasnt so lazy, my life would probably mean something more than "contributor to excremental waste"
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Just you wait until I come to your house and hide under your towels, then drown you in aquaphor.
i think if i were an atheist with no morals, i'd steal all the time. cause that's pretty much the biggest instinct i have to fight. my inner klepto.
if levi was gay, he'd be armed.
If I weren't funny or offensive, I would easily blend into the Chinese populashun and disappear in the crowd. Like a chameleon!
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