Urban Dictionary had this to say about Coldplay:
17. Coldplay: A derrogative term for a musical group with little to no variation in tempo, rhythmic patterns, or style.
Also see "Evanescence".
9. Coldplay: An "alternative" band who happen to have the most depressing sound ever (excluding Radiohead). Lead singer let his wife name his kid Apple and sounds like he's two minutes from topping himself every time he sings. When Clocks was played to a group of 10-year olds, they were asked to draw what the song reminded them of. Every one of them drew people committing suicide.
Usage: Coldplay is too depressing.
13. Offspring: A stupid band with a lead singer that sounds like a hick singing to a bunch of fucked up guitars.
Usage: (offspring fan):The offspring rules, they are so punk!!!!!
(me):The offspring are pure retardation,pure fucking retardation.
8. The Offspring: A band made up of stoned village idiots!!! Get it in your bloody head, the offspring FUCKING SUCK!!!
Usage: I was watching mtv and they played a offspring song...(3 seconds later)AHHH!!! IT BURNS MY EARS!!!! TURN OFF THAT FUCKING CRAP!!!PLEASE!!!
I knew it. The Offspring guy was English. It seems as though anybody who has anything to do with the Offspring (meaning nice posts and bad posts) are all idiots. Same thing goes for Coldplay except some of the haters are witty. I think it's just the people online.
Goddamn I love the Offspring. But they're just chillin and leaving me all alone.
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