Dad

i don't like the things you like
and you don't like the things i like
she don't like the things they like
so who the fuck is really right
see a skinhead at a show
let him know he's got to go
fuck white power, the kkk
asshole

everyone's an asshole
my mom's an asshole
you're a fucking asshole
and i'm a goddamn asshole

mom and dad, the grateful dead
major labels and straight edge
coors and school and roller blades
god, rick james and oakley shades
fishing, wayne, silly jocks
nazis, midgets, new tube socks
l.d. from m.r.&r.
and fucking zeppelin
man

hippies, barleys, pearl jam
chili peppers, case of spam
riot grrlls, ponch and jon
squash and pork and carmel flan
we hate these things
we hate you, too
go fuck a monkey in the zoo
oscar meyer has a way with
b.o.l.o.g.n.a.



Basically thats how ive been feeling for a while and i swear if i dont get a permanent vacation from this household i just might crack! Please. Help me here. Sleepovers? Camping trips? Some friendly kidnappers? I'm willing to listen to your ideas. It's gotten to such a point that i might need that health ed class more than you think. I just want to go into my room and never come out. Or leave this house and never go back...