cos you know it is. i, in fact, have the most bland name ever. novak. thats why it would be freaky if i went inside my own portal. it would be really boring. noooooovak? novak novak novak. and then everybody would have my face. that would be scary. especially if i stayed there. just think of kissing yourself. somepeople do that already, like kelly and william. but for me, thats just nasty. in more ways than one. technically thats incest. and im not from bush country.
john malkovitch is really boring. i'd rather be somebody like a porn star. or spock. but i think i could really make a difference if i was joel madden. i'd jump into his body and during my next concert or mtv broadcast, id tell the posers of the world what losers they are, and that britney and justin and xtina and kelly and clay are soooooooooooooo cool and that they should go back so we can make fun of them for being teenyboppers of a different sort. yea. go to hell joel madden. then i'd jump off a cliff to end this nonsense.
being john malkovitch is the rockenist movie ever
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