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I'm just ripe with posting today, aren't I? Anna had this really cool idea and i wont tell you untill tomorrow because it's awesome, but i think i'll extend it. I'll make it cool for everyone! Kinda fruity but oh well.

I fucking hate math. Esp with this new physics shit. First of all, i'm not going to become an engineer, i can hardly spell it. I will not ever need to figure out the volume of my morning donut. I will not ever need to calculate the force i need to exert while pulling up an 800lb bucket of coal. I WILL NOT EVER FUCKING NEED TO CALCULATE THE OPTIMAL AREA OF PASTURE FOR MY 4 COWS TO GRAZE IN! Secondly, what's with the physics shit. I thought this was math? I feel so disadvantaged cos i dont know what any of the crap is? gravity, newtons, juouuououles. Yea sure basic concepts, but then people are like W = F x P and the sljgsldgsdgFSLDKG! Please, i'm not even angry anymore. I'm just scared. I promise, i'll even sign a waiver saying that i will never ever use anything above 10th grade math ever again just please god dont make me take math.

I have a happy surprise for April. This weeks onion made it even better. I really do love this stuff. I gotta get involved.


Finally, I realized in the hall that the guy was right when he said, "You can lose friends, but enemies accumulate." How true, how true. I met like 3 people in the halls who i would consider 'enemies'. It was never like that. It was people i liked, people i didn't like, and people i didn't know. Now there's a handful of people who i consider bad news in my school. I wonder how long before theres enough of them that they rise up against me and kill me. 1 year? 5 years? 50 years? Maybe i'll kill them first.

Can't Fight Against the Youth

really now. i dislike it when people like rosanna talk about their relationships. because they're not real. She's had like 7 boyfriends, all college fobs since she was in freshman year (really now, college bf's taking advantage of an hs freshman. thats low) and for each one of her relationships lasted like 2 months tops. Now that she's finally broken that record with her current college bf (who's 21 by the way. rosanna cant be much more than 18) she has to post in her xanga about 'all the ups and downs' of their relationship. it's been two freaking months. how many ups AND downs could there be? and the last sentence of that post, something along the lines of "Although you know how I hate conflicts and having to deal with them, you help me become stronger because it's you who help me through them." That has got to be the worst case of circular reasoning that i have seen in a while. To top it all off, at the end of the post, she says she loves him. It took me 4 months, then yoongi breaking up with me for 6, then going out again for like 7 months before i said that. She just cheapened herself. My advice for the guy: "Keep going! You scored big time with a girl who uses cliches which she doesn't know the meaning of and then says she loves you after two months! That means she's easy pickins! You are ready to take advantage of her, you sick freak!"



Also. Unlike some special cunts, don't get mad at andy because he's angrier this season. He's still really pissed off about last XC season and the fact that his own school turned against him AND eddy, and now he has some crazy catching up to do with the team and for the team. For one thing, he has to get to know all the freshmen in that coach way, meaning that he has to know their strengths, weaknesses, times, competition, etc. And now he comes back to a team, a different team, one with new people coming, old people leaving, and a bad team (let's face it, we suck) that he has to cram miles, speed, and power into. So lets not be cunts and rail on andy for being andy revistited. He's had to deal with more shit this past year than any fag like prutz (and normally i dont say fag unless it's phrased 'LOLFAG' like on explosm cos that's just messed up, but what prutz did really does make him the second most derogatorily labelled person in the world. fag) has had to put up with. Man, fuck prutz, fuck fags, and fuck cunts (literally and figuratively).

POOFTERS!

It's funny because it reminds me of so many people. One in particular. Thanks Conway, Daniel.


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1923873564623297871&q=emo+duration%3Along

I Knew It, They Turned You Into Poofters...

After that magnificent rain run, and even a bit before, i felt that i wasn't fast enough. I have the legs, maybe the lungs, but i need the physique. I need to get my torso in shape. I do the exercise: the running, the situps, the pushups, the whatever. I just need to start eating right. I could figure out a diet, I suppose, but i wouldn't do it right. I'm considering slimfast. This is so embarrassing. But i guess i should try it. Or, you know, maybe not. I just need to reduce my caloric intake, i think. I'll try 300 for breakfast, 500 for lunch, and 500 for dinner. That's gonna be hard. Agg. I almost don't care, i just want to make myself skinnier. I'm perfectly healthy, but if i have the energy to better myself, i should, right? Right.

Rob Roth and Sacha Cohen

I am so fucking pissed off at Kyle. Why should he have the guts to do standup even though he sucks? Why can't i muster the courage to do something that i'm partially equipped to do? Why should he not be reminded every day for his crappiness like i would had i performed the same unhumorous routine? Ugh. I'm sure i'd kick his ass any day. Antonio, maybe not, but christ i hate kyle. I wanna call that 50 Mason Street Lounge. I'm thinking of doing it. I might do it. But no Lowell jokes...


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As a reminder to myself, i'm not deleting the above post. I'm sorry. He actually did really, really good. I'm still jealous, however. And i still don't like him.