I Knew It, They Turned You Into Poofters...

After that magnificent rain run, and even a bit before, i felt that i wasn't fast enough. I have the legs, maybe the lungs, but i need the physique. I need to get my torso in shape. I do the exercise: the running, the situps, the pushups, the whatever. I just need to start eating right. I could figure out a diet, I suppose, but i wouldn't do it right. I'm considering slimfast. This is so embarrassing. But i guess i should try it. Or, you know, maybe not. I just need to reduce my caloric intake, i think. I'll try 300 for breakfast, 500 for lunch, and 500 for dinner. That's gonna be hard. Agg. I almost don't care, i just want to make myself skinnier. I'm perfectly healthy, but if i have the energy to better myself, i should, right? Right.