Thursday, March 02, 2006

Big Titties

I'm just ripe with posting today, aren't I? Anna had this really cool idea and i wont tell you untill tomorrow because it's awesome, but i think i'll extend it. I'll make it cool for everyone! Kinda fruity but oh well.

I fucking hate math. Esp with this new physics shit. First of all, i'm not going to become an engineer, i can hardly spell it. I will not ever need to figure out the volume of my morning donut. I will not ever need to calculate the force i need to exert while pulling up an 800lb bucket of coal. I WILL NOT EVER FUCKING NEED TO CALCULATE THE OPTIMAL AREA OF PASTURE FOR MY 4 COWS TO GRAZE IN! Secondly, what's with the physics shit. I thought this was math? I feel so disadvantaged cos i dont know what any of the crap is? gravity, newtons, juouuououles. Yea sure basic concepts, but then people are like W = F x P and the sljgsldgsdgFSLDKG! Please, i'm not even angry anymore. I'm just scared. I promise, i'll even sign a waiver saying that i will never ever use anything above 10th grade math ever again just please god dont make me take math.

I have a happy surprise for April. This weeks onion made it even better. I really do love this stuff. I gotta get involved.


Finally, I realized in the hall that the guy was right when he said, "You can lose friends, but enemies accumulate." How true, how true. I met like 3 people in the halls who i would consider 'enemies'. It was never like that. It was people i liked, people i didn't like, and people i didn't know. Now there's a handful of people who i consider bad news in my school. I wonder how long before theres enough of them that they rise up against me and kill me. 1 year? 5 years? 50 years? Maybe i'll kill them first.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

those problems arent physics problems really, theyre just math word problems. just integrals.
stop bitching, you have 3 classes or something.
having a strong math background can only help you these days, even if you go into the radio business or some other communications industry.