t-rex has acheivable goals. as do i.
i want to have fun. but nobody will let me. fuck work. fuck career. fuck work. fuck you. fuck work.
i want to build something!
Wednesday, May 09, 2007
I'm really too lazy...
to get married that is. I had this conversation a while ago. It's just too much work. I'm too lazy to even call my landlord even though we need to sign the last two guys on it. But really, i just wouldn't be able to get married. So much work setting up, meeting people, remembering people, inviting people, hating people. Paying for stuff, getting fatherinlaw to pay for stuff, trying suits on, making travel plans, arrangements. What kind of food will we have, honey? I dont know, just make 400 pbj sandwiches, bitch. i really dont care what those fools want to eat. i dont even like them. the only people who deserve to be at that goddamn wedding is the best man and the bride. i probably wouldnt do any work for the ceremony, so i don't think i'd really fit it. i'd just have the best man fill in. hey buddy, marry my fiancee for me. i'm going to go play frisbee.
t-rex has acheivable goals. as do i.
i want to have fun. but nobody will let me. fuck work. fuck career. fuck work. fuck you. fuck work.
i want to build something!
t-rex has acheivable goals. as do i.
i want to have fun. but nobody will let me. fuck work. fuck career. fuck work. fuck you. fuck work.
i want to build something!
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Kinda early to think about something like this, don't ya think? Though I believe that once you find someone, you know you'd want to do everything possible to make that day memorable.
But if you still feel that way when you're betrothed, I don't mind helping you plan out your big day.
One melon asked another, "Honey, dew you want to run away and get married?"
She replied, "Sorry, I can't-elope."
eloping is very little work except for the marriage license.
and if you're making enough money by then, you should just pay for a wedding planner and your fiancee can go all bridezilla and take care of everything and you can be like "sure honey, here's my credit card."
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