"Ivy Miller, Will You Be My Valentine"

Goddamn you, Casey Affleck. Whatever. Reese Witherspoone is actually really hot with red hair. I think lots of people are really hot with red hair. I'm thinking of inseminating a red head girl and then stealing the baby so that my child will be ultra amazing. I shall then proceed to live vicariously through it. My life as a red head. I should write a book like that.