I was chilling, listening to my 90's rock collection, when all of a sudden i had a revelation. I am a 90's child. It's so sad. Why do i have to be at the top of my game now? Clearly i was made for the last decade. First of all, think of all the best teen movies made were all 90's teen movies. American Pie, 10 Things I Hate About You, Austin Powers 1 AND 2, and I'm going to count Dude Where's My Car because that's so not a millenium movie. Then there's the scene. Skateboarding, I never really got into, but all those indie skateboard films had to be made by somebody. Speaking of indy, i KNOW i'm not a millenium child because the millenium marked the switch from indie being an adjective synonymous with "startup" or "lowbudget" or "give 'em time, they'll be great", to an entire crappy genre. An indie album used to be the rookie card of rock music, but now it just means "followed by poser-bohemians/europeans". Offspring, Bad Religion, Pennywise... they were true musicians. Played from the heart, not the art. And finally, the biggest reason i belong in the 90's: Power Rangers. The real ones. No VR Troopers, no space rangers, or motorcycle rangers. Just Power Rangers.
My time has come and gone before I even had the chance to experience it. You guys, your time is now. Relish it. Some never see their golden age.
2 comments:
that was waay too intellectual, bruh, hahahah
I like the '80's and the '90's. Things were really simple then.
Sigh. Wanna go kick some puddies in the gut and break 'em into little pieces?
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