Sunday, December 11, 2005

Davis

I feel like a Chinese kid applying for a UC. I have like 20 days left to finish my Syracuse application and I dont want to turn it in on December 30, cos i'll be playing over winter break. The only problem is the essay portion. "Write several sentences about each of the following: 1) Who or what influenced you to apply to Syracuse University? 2) What are your academic and career aspirations? 3) What is your most meaningful activity outside the classroom and why? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ESSAYS ARE THOSE!? THOSE ARE THE MOST BLAND AND IMPERSONAL STATEMENTS EVER! AND HOW THE HELL LONG IS "SEVERAL SENTENCES"? SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT I'M NOT GONG TO GET IN I SHOULD HAVE KILLED PINOCCI WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE! I guess i'm staying in the state...


I can't wait for Christmakkah this year. A perfect merger of Catholics and Jews. I don't say Christians because I'm sick and tired of those bastards damning my religion when it's pretty much the same as theirs. It's not even just when they do that. They always denounce the pagan interminglings of Catholocism, calling it "satanic". It was the culture of way-back-when, just like how like Souther Baptists sing gospel. And guess what, dipshits, Christmas is about as pagan as you can get, so dont get so hypocritical like you always are. Like you and being 'prolife' (bullfuckingshit you can't be prolife and endorse the death penalty); like you and believing in "the sanctity of marriage" (think about that next time you cheat on your wife); like you preach about helping the poor (AND JUST LOOK AT YOUR FAT ASSES). FUCK I HATE CHRISTIANS!

ANYWAY, 24 hours of A Christmas Story party and New Years Eve party.

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