Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced

Well, I'd have to say, I'm probably the biggest dork for blogging my first drinking experience but i need to write it all down and get it straight. So Kavi, being the cool guy that he is, bought us some Skyy with his "super legit" fake ID. After dropping off the car at my house, we bussed it back to Bob's and we played What the Fuck. It's like the Truth part of Truth or Dare. There's a book of questions and you use the dice to decide which question to read like "If I was dying, what food would i like to eat before i expired? Burrito? or Hamburger? And if the other players get it wrong they have to take a shot. I wasn't too good at the shots. I needed lots of chasers. But i suppose that part will come in time. I thought the others were faking their drunkenness at first. They were falling on the floor and laughing, but i could still walk straight. A bit later, though, i found it hard to turn around or go upstairs. Then came the lowered inhibitions. I actually called Lauren Esterle, even though I've called her, like, once in my entire life, and i can't remember her saying anything but "are you drunk" and i think i said "it's my first time". But she got a kick out of it. Also, I'm a lot more violent when im that drunk. I was hitting Levi when he fell cos i thought he was faking it. I feel really bad about that because I try so hard to remember how big i am and that if i get carried away, i can hurt somebody. But i guess the alcohol changed that. Then we tried walking down to West Portal and i'd rather not relate this part because it involves many people getting sick, on themselves and on me.

I think i've pulled a couple lessons from this escapade. Drinking is entertaining for a bit, until somebody's had too much. I really would have had more fun if i just got some pho or went to the party. Also, watch the fuck out before you drink. Make sure there's somebody around who cares about you and is sober (or skilled) enough to watch out for you. You could get into deep shit, otherwise. Lastly, peanutbutter does work to get the vodka out of your breath (thanks Kelsy).