Astronaut Sauce

PROSPECTIVELY:
I like it... But it kinda sounds vulgar. Referring to the title, by the way. Apparently something is coming for me on craigslist. But whatever could it be? I was looking today on craigslist and found this sweet record player that came in a box with it's own built in speakers on the underside of the lid of the box. And it was orange. Cool beans.

MEANWHILE:
3 finals to study for on Thursday. Spanish, Bio, and Bio Lab. Lame. Also, Spanish is a two part test so I have to take the second half of Spanish on Friday. Super lame.

IN THE FUTURE AGAIN:
I'd like to call a press conference sometime in the following week. Be prepared for great news, stunning visuals, and sound effects.

Harry Potter's Awkward Teen Years

I was watching Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix yesterday and I noticed that they played alot of rock music in it. Rock music? In Harry Potter? Do you remember the first couple Harry Potter's? It was all the theme song music or some other orchestra. Now they listen to rock music? It looks very 60's Britain, actually. Very fun. I think what they did was lay down the basics of the wizarding world, the crazy bank, the robes, the cauldrons, the house elves, and then after we got all that down, they start showing us the smaller aspects in a young wizards world, like rock music. SO my point is that there must be lots of other things that they can't cover in a series of books. Some really small thing that may happen all the time, but nobody would ever know because JAY KAY ROWLING never wrote it down.

Well here's my idea. You know how Harry and the others just sometimes do magic without wanting to? You know, it just happens. Like the snake at the zoo in the first book, or Harry defeating Voldemort as a child. Magic that happens all of a sudden because the magic is just IN them. The specific instance that I'm thinking about is when Harry is with Cho in the room of requirement and they're talking about Cedric Diggory and she tells Harry that he's a wonderful teacher and then she kisses him i think. BUT RIGHT ABOVE THEIR HEADS there is mistletoe that is growing. Nobody is actually making this mistletoe grow (except i guess the room of requirement, but i doubt it), it's just happening. OR IS IT?

Magic boners. There. I said it. Wouldn't that suck? What if every time you got a boner, shit would start growing or standing up straight. As I'm writing this I'm hanging out in my living room and with Joe M. and Neel and I'm looking at my empty cereal bowl. What if I was magic and happened to pop one and the spoon resting on the bowl's edge just started standing up straight on it's own accord. It would be funny cos it's just guys around, but if it's in a room full of girls, that's bad news. I would have to figure out what was going to pop up and neutralize it immediately. Put my foot on the spoon, so it won't rise up. But then the bushes outside would probably grow or something and the cat would be out of the bag.

Magic boners, huh. Lame. Lamesauce, Mr. Potter.

Big Screen Rock Band

Yesterday we decided to get drunk and then destroy a huge lock box in Geoff's backyard. So we played a 'the office' drinking game to start off, which is ridiculous by the way. You have to drink for pretty much everything that happens, so it's a shitfest. But yea, so we're swaggering in the backyard, hammers in hand, and we realize that the box isn't even locked. We found a snowboard and two rafts! After a hearty night of partying (beerpong at my house, a WTF party, and some french guy who slept on our couch), i woke up this morning to a pleasant surprise: i wasn't hungover! The gatorade i had demolished the night before had saved me. It was kinda weird how I could feel the alcohol and the gatorade at the same time. It was as if the alcohol was trying to kill me, but the gatorade was actively intervening. What im trying to say is that i was fine, but i could literally feel the alcohol trying to fuck me up. Whatever. SO YEA we took the rafts out and had a mini floatopia. it was awesome. and we capsized, which was really funny. Right now we're going to have a bbq in the front yard. awesome. but i gotta read some bio first.

i know it sounds like i drink alot, and i guess i am currently, but really drinking isnt that much fun. i'll slow down when i get a chance. i dont like waking up sick..

Followup

So yea. That was a drunk post last night. You could technically call this a drunk post too, cos it's still wearing off, but im sober enough. God, when you get really sick, you can actually feel how the alcohol is poisoning your body. It's rough. I woke up this morning at 6 cos i needed to puke. I threw up all the free, homemade korean bbq i got last night from chris's mom and some of it went through my nose. ouch. then i tried to go to sleep for like an hour, but i was feeling really disoriented and it didnt happen for a while. I woke up at noon feeling much better. You see, I always buy lots of gatorade for these occasions. If you just drink a bottle before you go to bed, keep one in your bed, and perhaps drink another if you feel sick in the morning, you'll be better before 10am. good stuff. smoking pot has less consequences, but i feel it has less potential for glory. god, glory is a weird word.

whatever. im going to go skimboarding

SOOOOMEbodyhatesme

So. I'm drunk. In isla vista. It's amazing. So many people. Amazing. You'd be surprised how much the hair works. For instance. Well i guess first, i've noticed that girls like my long hair, for some stupid reason. That was awesome. Also, my hair gets me into parties. People dont think im a freshman right away. I lied my way into the Miller house by saying i lived next door. "Oh yea, I've met you before. Go on in!"


I rock. I'm sorry. I don't do intentionally. It's just sometimes it happens. I assure you, it only happens some times. Like tonight. I'm generally a dork. Oh well. I'm getting better at lying i guess...



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