I was watching Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix yesterday and I noticed that they played alot of rock music in it. Rock music? In Harry Potter? Do you remember the first couple Harry Potter's? It was all the theme song music or some other orchestra. Now they listen to rock music? It looks very 60's Britain, actually. Very fun. I think what they did was lay down the basics of the wizarding world, the crazy bank, the robes, the cauldrons, the house elves, and then after we got all that down, they start showing us the smaller aspects in a young wizards world, like rock music. SO my point is that there must be lots of other things that they can't cover in a series of books. Some really small thing that may happen all the time, but nobody would ever know because JAY KAY ROWLING never wrote it down.
Well here's my idea. You know how Harry and the others just sometimes do magic without wanting to? You know, it just happens. Like the snake at the zoo in the first book, or Harry defeating Voldemort as a child. Magic that happens all of a sudden because the magic is just IN them. The specific instance that I'm thinking about is when Harry is with Cho in the room of requirement and they're talking about Cedric Diggory and she tells Harry that he's a wonderful teacher and then she kisses him i think. BUT RIGHT ABOVE THEIR HEADS there is mistletoe that is growing. Nobody is actually making this mistletoe grow (except i guess the room of requirement, but i doubt it), it's just happening. OR IS IT?
Magic boners. There. I said it. Wouldn't that suck? What if every time you got a boner, shit would start growing or standing up straight. As I'm writing this I'm hanging out in my living room and with Joe M. and Neel and I'm looking at my empty cereal bowl. What if I was magic and happened to pop one and the spoon resting on the bowl's edge just started standing up straight on it's own accord. It would be funny cos it's just guys around, but if it's in a room full of girls, that's bad news. I would have to figure out what was going to pop up and neutralize it immediately. Put my foot on the spoon, so it won't rise up. But then the bushes outside would probably grow or something and the cat would be out of the bag.
Magic boners, huh. Lame. Lamesauce, Mr. Potter.
2 comments:
Is it really more embarrassing to see bushes growing at an alarming rate than looking at an actual boner? Unless they're growing into phallic shapes, it's all about keeping the euphemism alive!
Lolmagicboners.
Harry was pretty angsty in that particular book...
I'd be angry too if magic boners screwed everything up for me.
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