Cos Dat's How She ROOOOLLLLLLLLS, Son!

Wow. VH1 is eating my life. Not that it's all that great. It's all rushing back to me. You can't run forever, even though you try. Ball and Chain, huh?

At least im learning how to play it.

"Ivy Miller, Will You Be My Valentine"

Goddamn you, Casey Affleck. Whatever. Reese Witherspoone is actually really hot with red hair. I think lots of people are really hot with red hair. I'm thinking of inseminating a red head girl and then stealing the baby so that my child will be ultra amazing. I shall then proceed to live vicariously through it. My life as a red head. I should write a book like that.

Sloopy

Once again, Jenny has managed to brighten up my day. After my two hard exams, which took 6 fucking hours, btw, my hand is so beat i feel like chewing off my fingertips. So I go to check the mail...empty again. I come back to my room to fix my bike, and i see that mark has already checked the mail and had thrown it on top of my laptop. What a surprise! Jenny wrote me another postcard! From Croatia! It's nice to know that someone is thinking of you. That's why i feel like shit. I gotta send you guys some shit. Like now. I gotta find some ucsb postcards and send them out to all of you. But I'm fucking lazy. We'll see if i'm a good friends or not, eh?


Coming back to finals. Fuck. I was all studied up. I spent a couple days just studying, productively, i might add. I finished at around 11 oclock the night before. PERFECT TIMING! I would stay up another hour and talk, get 7 hours of sleep, shit, shower, shave, before getting to my Anthro 5 exam, yea? Well, I go to bed at midnight and i can't fall asleep! It's to hot, the cover is too light, the window is open and the drape blows against my head, my arm is uncomfortable and now it's asleep before i am fuckfuckfuck sleep. This is extremely unusual. I usually fall asleep within like 5 mins. This wasn't good. I asked mark for a sleeping pill and he didnt have any. So i thought about what i normally do before i go to bed, and remembered a couple thigns i forgot, so i did that and tried again. Nothing. Well, i eventually fell asleep around 2, and woke up at 745. 15 mins before my final. BADBADBAD. neel had to wake me up. i just threw on pants and ran and brushed my teeth and biked to class. I kicked ass on that final i think, but I'm still pissed off that my alarm clock didnt go off. Well, 3 hours later i had lunch and then at noon i began my western civ final. Shit that was long. Easy, but long. My TA better stand up and applaud after he reads my first two essays. They were simply amazing. The last one was simply shit. I couldnt even pick up my pen, my fingers were so tired. But i finished and now i'm nearly done with finals. I just have my Clit final tomorrow and well, that's pass/fail now cos my teacher is a dumbshit, so as long as i dont fail it, i'll be fine. A good quarter. I have over a 3.0, but i'm not sure how far. That makes me really happy. Fuck you school. I beat you. See you next quarter. I'm off for 3 weeks vacation.

I'm going to have fun, make some money, hang out with old buddies, have christmas, and party a little bit too. Just can't wait, motherfucker.

Swing Life Away

Oh. And i'm learning guitar. It's awesome. So awesome.

Pet Sounds

I hope my life doesnt turn out like Sloop John B. I think I might have to start reinvesting my resources. But it might be too late to find new peeps here.