Neutral Milk Hotel

I feel like such shit. Ohhhhh god i feel horrible. This week has been one of the worst weeks ever. MIP, ID taken, i'm a dick, i'm dry, i'm bored, etcetc. i really just want to sleep cos i didnt get any last night, but i want to go out. Aw fuckfuckfuck. And i sucked at pool. I haven't gotten to work out in the past three days. I feel white and fat and slow and young. I want to lie down on the ground and see what people say.



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what the fuck, mates?

Memories of Everything That Blew Through

Jesus. I feel kinda sad. I want to work out, but i have so much hw. I guess i'll go tonight. It should make me feel better. I need to stop eating so much. It was okay for the first week or two when i had no hw and therefore, could run, swim, and exercise more. But now that i have to do all this shit i cant find the time to do anything during the day if i want to play at night. Whatever. Weekend tomorrow. I'm going to meet new people tomorrow. During the day i'll scout the other halls and look for new friends to hang out with. I need just the slightest distance between me and my hallmates. Not because their less than awesome, it's just that i can't limit myself to them yet. I have too many new people living in this building to forget about the other 7 floors. In other words, my new friend count is going down. I need to make f1(x)<5. Something like that. I got my absentee ballot today. But i dont care or know about anybody who's running. If this was a couple years ago, I would have voted for gary coleman. But i srsly hate angelides and schwarzenegger. fuck governor. i'll write myself in. i could get a decent 20 votes for that... sorry about the no paragraph thing. i'm really not too into writing good posts anymore, so i just let it all flow out and not flip out about what comes out. note to everybody. bring lots of chopsticks when you go to college. those things were lifesavers. i fed 10 people with cup noodle at my place. OH SHIT WHO CAUGHT SOUTH PARK!? IT WAS SO HILARIOUS! CHOCOLATE HOTDOG, BROWN DRAGON, MUD MONKEY! SLDKJGSLKJGDLKGJSDG I GOT SUCH A BIG CLUE POINTING THIS WAY! oh shit. goaltimate and sexjeopardy today. can't wait! but i have lots of hwhwhhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhw. whatever. tomorrow, man. after class. just fun. just fun.

peace out. i'll exercise when i can..

Entertaining the People. You're Always Bitchin!

I'm just full of shitty ideas. Now i just feel silly. I just want to go to bed, but everybody is still in here!

Freakshow is the most messed up show ever!

Cigarettes, Suffragettes, and More

Okay. So this is kind of a phil yee post. ye be warned.

I used to have very regular bowel movements. Every day before and after practice I would take a short and then long shit. On weekends, I'd wake up, shit, shower, and shave. Every day I would be one with my bowel.

Then summer came and I ruined my routine! It would become whenever I could shit, which was rarely. I found myself pooping closer to once every 2 days. Worse, it was always at different times of the day, usually at inopportune times.

Now that college is here, I have an unlimited supply of food during lunch and dinner. I have fake chinese food, fake mexican food, and whatever else they have. That's just fine and dandy, it's just that I have to shit all of the time! I find myself longing for a bathroom every hour or so. sometimes i ignore it and it goes away. Other times, I make it to the bathroom, just barely, to find out that i really dont need to shit (and i'm like WTF i just peed sitting down for no reason). Still other times I have to shit and it's not a nice one. No more can i count on the regular fiberous solid shit. It's that dirty, bumpy, whisp of a shit. The one you take a long time making sure you got everything out, then spend forever wiping.

Between all these activities, I've realized that i've spent too much time thinking about shitting. I shouldn't have to deal with this, but alas, i eat way too much!


I need to get bronze.

Steal a Chair!

So sb is awesome. Parties and stuff. I love it. But just a whole bunch of fun. And i'm working out a lot and not eating freaking anything, so i'm getting hella skinny and strong. It's amazing how drastic the change is. But that's beside the point. I have a bad thing happen today.

I'm such a fucking coffee n00b. I had to get up early today and was really tired. So I was like yea i'll get some coffee. So i get some vanilla nut, cos it sounds tasty. So i drank a small cup and like 20 mins later i was so jacked up on caffine. I guess i never really had a large amount cos i was tweakin out. I thought i was going to die. I was just twitching and panicking and really i was about to die. I wrote down my thoughts so i could write this blog later and here's what i got after the messy translation.

"coffee n00b
shaky
cant relax
meditation doesnt work
hope they dont think im weird
visable?fuck! an essay?
can't do this now
no more ever
fuck
like church sometimes nevert his
vanilla nut
what do yo uhave in terms of coffee'

jesus i was tweaked



funny story. i walk into the lounge. see 30 people shoved into that tiny room. mike:"JESUS!" "shh! this is bible study" foot out of mouth. leave room.


haha i love my hall. we went swimming in the ocean. it was great