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CSI Psychic

I'm back on top. I feel so good. Finally back to my regular speed. I gotta kick butt this year. I'm hoping for the 800 and the mile. But if Gus and Phil dont get faster I might have to run the mile and the two mile. That would BITEBITEBITE. But we'll see, eh? My legs hurt and will kill me tomorrow. I have two cankersores and i'm getting two wisdom teeth out tomorrow. I have to go to SD for like 6 days over break and that bites, so I'm going to see if i can go to the meet and just take the bus down later. That would be so slgsjdgl cool. Booyah Jim Gaffigan tomorrow. Uhoh.

Jesse Jackson

Wow. This is why everybody hates Christians. Goddamn bastards. Our only hope is that they get what's coming to them sooner, rather than later. It says at the bottom of the Pat Robertson article that he actually hired a guy to monitor his on-air craziness, but i guess it doesn't work.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Falwell

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Robertson



When will people realize that religion is supposed to help, not to destroy and condemn? Fuckersfuckersfuckers.
Crimson Jihad on both their houses

Juevos y Gaucho Pants

Note: I don't know how or why i am going to write this. I'm going to get a lot of flack for it, though. But since this is my good blog, i'll just do it.

If you know me, you probably know that sexuality doesn't bug me. I make straight jokes and gay jokes and i tend to play around as persons from both sides of that spectrum. I really dont mind grabbing a yoongi's ass or levi's ass. There are limits. I can't keep a straight face for too long, the joke goes too far, i'd never sleep with a man, etc. And lots of people joke around and say im gay or a woman(hopefully they're joking), but when you kid around, you gotta take things in stride.

But what happens when you catch yourself being feminine outside the joke? I'm constantly finding myself tempted to tear at a touching tale of tenderness. Movies, TV shows, even during cartoons. It feels like someone switched my steroid pills for estrogen pills (if you watched 'the longest yard' with us on friday, you'd laugh a bit maybe). Maybe I am finally becoming human. Yet again, maybe I'm turning into a pussy.

I used to act like a girl on the phone too. The only people that I'd ever talk to were Fiona, Yoongi, or Connie. And with Fi and Connie we'd only gossip or talk about feelings. Feelings... men aren't supposed to have feelings. Feelings are for ladies. But i have them. Other people have them too, i think. Too bad though.

I think maybe i just need to stop being such a pussy, both in the sense that i need to get manlier and in the sense that i need to stop whining about being such a pussy. I don't know. I'll just shut up.

MAKE LOVE TO the children

I keep almost falling asleep and it's really nice, except i can't stay that way. I always have to get up and brush my teeth or drive home or something. I just want to sleep and i want my dad to stop being such a dick and i want to stay happy forever. But i guess that will never happen. Because Isaac Hayes is a big pussy. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny. They loved Chef. And look what happened! He fucking died. Hard. At the funeral they said 'we loved Chef, but in the last week, he let a fruity club brainwash him and now he is no more' Fuck you Isaac Hayes. That's what you fucking get for being such a Scientologist Pussy.