Monday, April 03, 2006

Juevos y Gaucho Pants

Note: I don't know how or why i am going to write this. I'm going to get a lot of flack for it, though. But since this is my good blog, i'll just do it.

If you know me, you probably know that sexuality doesn't bug me. I make straight jokes and gay jokes and i tend to play around as persons from both sides of that spectrum. I really dont mind grabbing a yoongi's ass or levi's ass. There are limits. I can't keep a straight face for too long, the joke goes too far, i'd never sleep with a man, etc. And lots of people joke around and say im gay or a woman(hopefully they're joking), but when you kid around, you gotta take things in stride.

But what happens when you catch yourself being feminine outside the joke? I'm constantly finding myself tempted to tear at a touching tale of tenderness. Movies, TV shows, even during cartoons. It feels like someone switched my steroid pills for estrogen pills (if you watched 'the longest yard' with us on friday, you'd laugh a bit maybe). Maybe I am finally becoming human. Yet again, maybe I'm turning into a pussy.

I used to act like a girl on the phone too. The only people that I'd ever talk to were Fiona, Yoongi, or Connie. And with Fi and Connie we'd only gossip or talk about feelings. Feelings... men aren't supposed to have feelings. Feelings are for ladies. But i have them. Other people have them too, i think. Too bad though.

I think maybe i just need to stop being such a pussy, both in the sense that i need to get manlier and in the sense that i need to stop whining about being such a pussy. I don't know. I'll just shut up.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's the pull of the "modern man." This trend is also known as "metrosexuality."

Embrace it.

Anonymous said...

At least you're in touch with your feelings

Connie said...

i think i'm more man than you're woman. so i wouldn't worry about it.

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha well if you ever need to comfort yourself, you have a girl and i dont, and your tolerance is higher than mine