Seriously. Tommy, you were a dumbshit to even make us THINK you were doing anything with Ashley Richardson. And yes, i know, it IS Ashley Richardson. But now i have to put up with her all the goddamn time. Do you even know what she's saying? I've heard her say like 15 times that "Tommy and Levi were passing me between them to see who would make out with me. Tommy apparently won and took me outside. He said that he couldn't resist because I was 'too hot'." And i know you didn't do anything because really, why would you trade Johanna, great person and biggest boobies at lowell, for Richardson who is not only very unattractive on the inside, but not so great on the outside, but it's really hard to shut her up with the fact that you were very suspicious to people who dont know you that well. And i swear, next time she says it (probably tomorrow) i'll tell her that she should shut her fucking face because she's lying and was practically unconscious the whole time, but please tommy, help me out next time. <3 hating Ashley.
That being said,
Schedule:
3/4/5 - Physio - Newhouse
Reg - Rotter
6/7/8 - AP Econ - Spellicy
8/9/10 - Espanol 6 - Cadoppi
11/12/13 - AP Calc - Hoffman
14/15 - Eng Eur Lit - Mitchell
Breaks - 1,2,(3),(13),16,17,18,19,20
Sneepur Patrol, Bitches.
Monday, January 30, 2006
Monday, January 23, 2006
Black Kiss and Latin Lovers
I went to the Borders today with Levi and I bought 'The Slaughterhouse Five" and a CD which i've never heard of before. Kurt Vonnegut Jr. is quickly becoming one of my favorite authors. He had this to say on the Daily Show:
LIBERAL CRAP I NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN
Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.
Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
Nobody better trespass against me. I'll tell you that.
Blessed are the meek.
Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can't use torture?
Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?
Love your enemies - Arabs?
Ye cannot serve God and Mammon. The hell I can't! Look at the Reverend Pat Robertson. And He is as happy as a pig in shit.
Slaughterhouse is already sounding better and better by the page. I want to get more books, but i'm afraid they wont be the same...
LIBERAL CRAP I NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN
Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.
Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
Nobody better trespass against me. I'll tell you that.
Blessed are the meek.
Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can't use torture?
Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?
Love your enemies - Arabs?
Ye cannot serve God and Mammon. The hell I can't! Look at the Reverend Pat Robertson. And He is as happy as a pig in shit.
Slaughterhouse is already sounding better and better by the page. I want to get more books, but i'm afraid they wont be the same...
Sunday, January 22, 2006
Because It's More Fun Than Studying Physio
Urban Dictionary had this to say about Coldplay:
17. Coldplay: A derrogative term for a musical group with little to no variation in tempo, rhythmic patterns, or style.
Also see "Evanescence".
9. Coldplay: An "alternative" band who happen to have the most depressing sound ever (excluding Radiohead). Lead singer let his wife name his kid Apple and sounds like he's two minutes from topping himself every time he sings. When Clocks was played to a group of 10-year olds, they were asked to draw what the song reminded them of. Every one of them drew people committing suicide.
Usage: Coldplay is too depressing.
13. Offspring: A stupid band with a lead singer that sounds like a hick singing to a bunch of fucked up guitars.
Usage: (offspring fan):The offspring rules, they are so punk!!!!!
(me):The offspring are pure retardation,pure fucking retardation.
8. The Offspring: A band made up of stoned village idiots!!! Get it in your bloody head, the offspring FUCKING SUCK!!!
Usage: I was watching mtv and they played a offspring song...(3 seconds later)AHHH!!! IT BURNS MY EARS!!!! TURN OFF THAT FUCKING CRAP!!!PLEASE!!!
I knew it. The Offspring guy was English. It seems as though anybody who has anything to do with the Offspring (meaning nice posts and bad posts) are all idiots. Same thing goes for Coldplay except some of the haters are witty. I think it's just the people online.
Goddamn I love the Offspring. But they're just chillin and leaving me all alone.
17. Coldplay: A derrogative term for a musical group with little to no variation in tempo, rhythmic patterns, or style.
Also see "Evanescence".
9. Coldplay: An "alternative" band who happen to have the most depressing sound ever (excluding Radiohead). Lead singer let his wife name his kid Apple and sounds like he's two minutes from topping himself every time he sings. When Clocks was played to a group of 10-year olds, they were asked to draw what the song reminded them of. Every one of them drew people committing suicide.
Usage: Coldplay is too depressing.
13. Offspring: A stupid band with a lead singer that sounds like a hick singing to a bunch of fucked up guitars.
Usage: (offspring fan):The offspring rules, they are so punk!!!!!
(me):The offspring are pure retardation,pure fucking retardation.
8. The Offspring: A band made up of stoned village idiots!!! Get it in your bloody head, the offspring FUCKING SUCK!!!
Usage: I was watching mtv and they played a offspring song...(3 seconds later)AHHH!!! IT BURNS MY EARS!!!! TURN OFF THAT FUCKING CRAP!!!PLEASE!!!
I knew it. The Offspring guy was English. It seems as though anybody who has anything to do with the Offspring (meaning nice posts and bad posts) are all idiots. Same thing goes for Coldplay except some of the haters are witty. I think it's just the people online.
Goddamn I love the Offspring. But they're just chillin and leaving me all alone.
Saturday, January 21, 2006
Me gusta reggae. Me gusta punk rock.
Mike: ahh
M: cat sex
M: in my back yard
Levi: ROFL U SHUD R3C0RD it!
M: lol
M: www.naughtyanimals.com
L: i clicked that and it doesnt exist.
M: it was a
M: hmmm
M: oh yea
M: joke
L: haha i wanted animal sex and YOU DIDNT COME THRU!
beastiality... eh
M: cat sex
M: in my back yard
Levi: ROFL U SHUD R3C0RD it!
M: lol
M: www.naughtyanimals.com
L: i clicked that and it doesnt exist.
M: it was a
M: hmmm
M: oh yea
M: joke
L: haha i wanted animal sex and YOU DIDNT COME THRU!
beastiality... eh
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Of Course They'res Still Pikachu
I think Jesus is trying to reach me through the church bulletin. Right after Morgans post about her return to St. Annes, this letter from Fr. Dan is printed. Oh. Maybe Jesus is calling Morgan through me. Or some shit like that. God i sound like the CCD book.
Hospitality
A parishioner once shared that after the Soviet Union collapsed, she sought religion to help answer some of the questions she had about life. Being ethnically Jewish, she first went to a synagogue on the Sabbath. But she did not feel wecomed there. So she went next to the Russian Orthodox church. Likewise she also felt unwelcomed.
Fortunately she met a young man who was Catholic and invited her to his Churcch. The catholic Church being a minority in Russia was a smaller Church but everyone knew everyone and they made her feel welcomed. in time, she was baptized, became Catholic and found God to be a strength through some of the hardest parts of her life.
I share this story with you, because it's easy for us in the big Church to be impersonal. It's possible for us to come on Sunday, sit far apart from everyone, and then just slip away. But was that God's intention to have us come and worship?
Was God's intention not for us to be close, be the body of Christ, to encourage and support one another in the journey of life? So consider the attitudes and habits we come to Mass with. Why do we sit so far from the altar? Why do we avoid others? Do we attend mass just because our mothers told us to?
Or do we unintentionally come to learn, to pray, to become united with God and each other? The priest needs encouragement, too, so imagine how he would feel if everyone sat at the back. What is our body language saying?
Our coffee and donuts after Mass is our attempt to encourage you to gather and socialize. So don't just stay wiht your own 'clique.' Meet someone else. Introduce yourself. Welcome them. As St. Paul said, 'Do not neglect hosiptailty, for through it some have unknowingly entertained angels' (Heb 13:2).
And of course we need greeters and people who are willing to help set up coffee and donuts. If you can be a greeter, a host a few times a year, peloase contact Bea Wirth at the Gift Shop or at 681-5151. And please do thank those volunteers. They'd appreciate it.
-Fr. Dan
Yea i feel bad because i do all the bad stuff this letter says. Sit in the back. Sit in the row with no people in it. Try not to look around to give peace. Once the blessing is given, race out the door and go home. It's kinda sad. All the smaller churches have a sense of community. But they're typically rich Irish people and i dont like them. St. Anne is more poor irish and chinese people, and they dont like eachother. It's so sad. Maybe i'll call up to be a greeter. Wanna join, morgan? (happy bday by the way)
Hospitality
A parishioner once shared that after the Soviet Union collapsed, she sought religion to help answer some of the questions she had about life. Being ethnically Jewish, she first went to a synagogue on the Sabbath. But she did not feel wecomed there. So she went next to the Russian Orthodox church. Likewise she also felt unwelcomed.
Fortunately she met a young man who was Catholic and invited her to his Churcch. The catholic Church being a minority in Russia was a smaller Church but everyone knew everyone and they made her feel welcomed. in time, she was baptized, became Catholic and found God to be a strength through some of the hardest parts of her life.
I share this story with you, because it's easy for us in the big Church to be impersonal. It's possible for us to come on Sunday, sit far apart from everyone, and then just slip away. But was that God's intention to have us come and worship?
Was God's intention not for us to be close, be the body of Christ, to encourage and support one another in the journey of life? So consider the attitudes and habits we come to Mass with. Why do we sit so far from the altar? Why do we avoid others? Do we attend mass just because our mothers told us to?
Or do we unintentionally come to learn, to pray, to become united with God and each other? The priest needs encouragement, too, so imagine how he would feel if everyone sat at the back. What is our body language saying?
Our coffee and donuts after Mass is our attempt to encourage you to gather and socialize. So don't just stay wiht your own 'clique.' Meet someone else. Introduce yourself. Welcome them. As St. Paul said, 'Do not neglect hosiptailty, for through it some have unknowingly entertained angels' (Heb 13:2).
And of course we need greeters and people who are willing to help set up coffee and donuts. If you can be a greeter, a host a few times a year, peloase contact Bea Wirth at the Gift Shop or at 681-5151. And please do thank those volunteers. They'd appreciate it.
-Fr. Dan
Yea i feel bad because i do all the bad stuff this letter says. Sit in the back. Sit in the row with no people in it. Try not to look around to give peace. Once the blessing is given, race out the door and go home. It's kinda sad. All the smaller churches have a sense of community. But they're typically rich Irish people and i dont like them. St. Anne is more poor irish and chinese people, and they dont like eachother. It's so sad. Maybe i'll call up to be a greeter. Wanna join, morgan? (happy bday by the way)
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