Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Shut Up, Ass Munch

So it's raining. I dont mind the rain so much when im out playing in it. Rain soccer, water sports, it's all fun. It kinda sucks getting into your car, tho. You have to walk in the puddles and get your car all dirty and smelly. You could walk, well, you could. I have holes in my shoes. They're like 3 years old or something. At least it would mean that I wasnt biking in the rain.

I dont have fenders on my bike. That means that the water from the back of the tire gets all over my back and all up in my gouche. And when i go through big puddles it just splashed everywhere. These facts are not made better by the fact that my only clean pair of pants has a hole in the buttocks and in the gouche (remember where I said rain splatters from a bike?). Basically, I have wet shoes, socks, pants, and underwear. Lame stuff. Imagine my surprise, and rage, when i discover that after living in the library for four hours, it's pouring rain outside and i have a little more than a mile to bike home. Very lame.

I do have fenders for my bike though. I should put them on at my earliest convenience. The thing is, my earliest convenience never seems to come around. Ive been in class all day and now im posting up in the library to get hw done. By the time i get home, i have to do a couple loads of laundry and then go to the gym. Then I have to think of something to cook wiz for his birthday. I dont want to do pasta again, but what else can i make him? Maybe chicken parmesiana. Sounds good mebbe.

Final Note: Daria is clearly in several Beavis and Butthead episodes

3 comments:

Homesick at Spacecamp said...

I was happy to discover this morning as I headed into the deluge that my running shoes have nice little air vents in the bottom so when I had to walk through the mud because some assfuck parked their car in the walkway I got sopping wet feet for the whole damn day

Johanna said...

I remember when Connie and I found you those shoes! And we were proud but then you told us your mom had already suggested those same shoes for you. Or something. That was a long time ago.

Morgan said...

Beavis and Butthead pretty much jump-started Daria. I remember a long time ago you once told me that I reminded you of her, and I wanted to find out if that was true, so I watched alllll the episodes on Youtube in less than a month. I love that show.

Make Wiz's 19th especially special!