Something Awful

I tell you, that Slanguage made me really angry. I guess i really am just a big hater. I hate people for silly things. But all my hates are based on some fact. Not necessarily just an impression. Iono. Just fuck singers. I'm sick of their talent. Fuck dancers, I'm sick of their skill. Fuck everybody who has something i dont. Including culture.

I wish i didnt feel this way.

No Seriously

I am sick and tired of one of my lab partners. Last week i spent 20 minutes trying to explain that there is no "vertical" on a map. It has to be represented by elevations lines. Then she called the TA over and SHE talked for 1/2 an hour. We're always the last group out. It's a two hour long lab, most people finish in an hour or an hour and a half. We were 10 minutes over today. I am so fucking pissed off. It's not even just maps and shit. We were plotting a fucking graph. Like XaxisYaxis graph. Not that hard, bitch. And dont get me started on the metric system. We're just converting them you dumb bitch. ALSKDJGLSDKJG


I will kill her. Her and her hairy arms.



In other news, i'm going on a hike in the Santa Ynez tomorrow for geology. Its a full day, so we'll see how it turns out. It starts at 8 am, so i cant party too hard tonight. That or i start drinking say....now.

Cheers

Dead On Arrival

Fuckin girls, man. Too many of them. Too much trouble.
on valentine's day - zefrank.com


In other news. I'm kinda drunk and, as a result, i'm not really feeling happy. It's kinda a mix of the feelings my friends are experiencing and the ones that i, myself am experiencing. iono. i kinda feel like just sleeping through class tomorrow.


whatever man. marcy playground, foo fighters, phantom planet, neutral milk hotel, big city rock, and paolo nutiti are my heros. they make my day less boring.



MARDI GRAS
oh yea. i'm giving up masturbation for lent again. i think i'll do alot better this year. last year i gave in twice. this year will be different. at least i'm not neel. he's giving up alcohol for lent. but he's a fucking alkie, so lets see what happens.



oh yea. la was tight. i went golfing for the first and second times. so now im white. la is tight. but UCLA SUCKS! except the asian girls. they're actually alot hotter than you'd expect. leggy and shit. daaaaaaamn.



and charlie brown makes me feel sad sometimes

Who Sings This Song? Before It Was The Blur

That's what she said.

I swear. This week has been one kick in the nuts after the other. By my count its 5. Today for instance. No snowboard party. Oh yea. We didnt get the goddamn house. Bitchass could have called us or at least picked up her fucking phone. I tell you guys. It's bleak. My hopes of having an epic second year are pretty much dashed. I'll see. There still is some hope. I want a house..

Harmonized

I'm actually kinda pissed off. I dont know why. I'm just a little bitch, i guess. Anyway. I got Wiz to get yoongi 6 roses for Valentines day. And i was getting a little peeved that she didnt say anything about it until like freaking 9pm. and when she did, i couldnt help but feel let down. i guess i just didnt get the response i wanted. i thought it would be a cool idea. i wish i could say we were still good friends, but i dont get that notion that the feeling is mutual anymore. her reaction to the thing anyway was just a bit unsettling. now i feel stupid. maybe i shouldnt have done that. it just kinda added to the whole valentines day thing.

my cat died yesterday. lulu and i were becoming great friends. i remember thinking over break that she wouldn't be around forever. valentines day was just boring with a taste of sad until that happened. that set the scales tipping to 'very shitty'. this, of course, was 30 seconds before yoongi imed me.

at least i have the foo fighters.

BIg City Rock

Damn I love these guys. Kinda generic, but very fun. Energetic.

No longer fucked. Not in the one way and almost not in the other way. We'll see.




Court date: 2/16/07. Then I'm done forever. SLkdjglsdjgljsdglkjdf;lgjdg

Baby Blue Playing Cards Are On My Desk. I Stole Them.

I came into the room two days ago to find three post-it notes on my laptop.

MIKE,
I AM
FUCKED


WHAT
DO I DO
?


LOVE
TAYLOR



I sympathize, boyo. Oh shit.

YOU BROKE MY FUCKING AMP YOU NEEDYASS BITCH!

I might not have told you this, but i like to think that i have prophetic dreams. Mostly their just fun, but there's once in a while where i get a dream including somebody who i dont even know. the next day, however, i'll meet them and something will happen.

But now i'm starting to doubt myself. I think i've been misinterpretting these dreams. Maybe i'm just crazy and im not supposed to listen to dreams. But they're pretty accurate i must say. But anyway. Misinterpretting. When i look back at the old ones, i can see them in a different light. Maybe i didnt look into every part of the dream. Maybe i didn't catch that one part.

Or maybe my head likes to fuck with my life.

When Ima Walkin, I Strut My Stuff, Man I'm So Strun Out

Guess where neel is. He's shaving his legs. Why? because the bears lost. it took him an hour to shave the first one. then he took a break to allow us to admire the difference. now he's doing round 2. funny funny.

i feel unusually bored today. geeze.

Jack Johnson's Surfing Video

Back by popular demand. Man, fuck laundry. I played mud soccer the other day and i had JUST got done with a load of laundry, so i just put the clothes in my closet and let them rot. Its amazing how the smell didnt leak out of the closet. It was quite horrible. But now that's all done. And i cant wait for my warm comforter. w00t.

I pretty muched aced all my midterms and essays. It got me thinkin a little. Some lowell people say that college is easier than high school. It's not really that, actually. It's pretty much just spellicy's class. You go in, you get lectured, you do the reading if you feel like it. If you do bad, well then you know why. And the tests and essays are about the same level as lowell standards. So i guess yea. college is much easier than high school. And you have time to do more stuff (like fucking errands and work because you're an adult on your own now).

I have to introduce you to the Jokah. He's the most annoying guy on our floor with a grin from ear to ear, hence his name is the Joker (JOKAHHHHHH). But yea, we dont like him alot because he's an asshole and stubborn and, well, he's an engineer. And not the levi engineer either. The dick kind of engineer. Well, if you so choose to hear (please tell me) i will continue to update you on SC1400's/Jokah relations. There are a lot of good stories, believe me, but i dont want to waste your time if you dont care.

Listening to Jack Johnson now. He's so cool because he went to sb. I'm not a humungous fan, but i tell you, JJ on a lazy afternoon is just the thing to make you feel good. Just like watching office space. Man, this makes me feel good.

I actually organized a mission tonight. Since SuperBowlSunday is finally upon us, we decided we had to throw a big bash. We dont want to hang out in the rec room because its going to be too busy. So we're hosting it in our rooms. The only problem is we have no food or drinks. So tonight, we're going to rob the dining commons blind. Cheese, sour cream, onions, coke, sprite, everything. Step two is to rob IV blind. That's right. We're findin us some parties, finding the alcohol and yank it. Normally this isnt a hard thing to do, in fact i do it very often with smaller scale beverages, but on such a large scale, it might get scheisty. We'll see what happens. Either way, i dont watch enough football to know about the game, so go colts?