Schelpin'

Man. I feel like shit. fuck i just messed up my goddamn keyboard> cant make fucking periods> fuckfuckfuck> whatever> today was shit> i lost my keys and now i depend on mark to get into my room> i better think a little ahead i guess> tomorrow is my midterm and i feel kinda crappy> they didnt teach us shit> i just read a fucking book while my prof stalled> goddamn bastard> i hope kittler and his buttfucked ta go to hell> i havent eaten a decent meal for days now and i cant even remember the last time i exercised> i mean> im losing weight> but not in agood way> and now i have to pick classes but they"re going to be tough shit> my comm class anyway> i mean> if i dont get a B in that class i literally wont be able to continue in the communications major> thats so much pressure> maybe i should only take three classes this quarter and do comm> or just fuck it all together> but no> i gotta try it at least and if i fuck up then well< to the fuck bad> i want to take intro to dramatic arts< comm one and history of latin america> and maybe if im taking comm i"ll just leave it at that or take beginning dance> haha> who"da thunkit> not me> but i dont even care now> i miss my keys> and i wish i didnt feel like such shit> shitshitshit thats what i feel>


oh> the one thing in the world that could possibly have made me happy betrayed me tonight> the camping trip is on the same night that jon stewart comes to town> i have the fucking ticket already! alsdjkglskdgj i want to go camping with my floor! but its fucking jon stewart> christ this sucks> maybe i"ll just jet down to el capitan after the show>>> fucking keyboard>>>

Bathed In the Morning Light, and You Weren't There To See

Camptown ladies never sang, only doo da day

So here it is. I hope you read it.

sofridayileftwithmyrideshare:
twohotgirlsandtheiradorabledog
itwastoodarktoreadmostofthetimesoifellasleepthelasttwohours
thenigotoncaltraintosfwhereimentyoongi
itwasgreatseeingherandwetookthebusbacktoherplace
thenigotaridefromjininhissupedupmiatatosafewaywhereheboughtmealctobringbacktosb
nextwewenttoggpwheretommytriedtoshowoffhisdrifingskill
ehhhhhhnohaha
somebodyhadtheideatogodrivingonmounttam
wewentthereandscreechedaroundcornersandcliffs
youknowthosesignswiththetwistyarrows
thoseones
wedrovebacktosfgoing100mphontheggbridgewiththetopdownandmusicblaring
thesoundwasactuallysettogetlouderaswewentfaster
isleptatjinsforalloffourhoursandthenwewenttomalibu
grandprixracingwhatcanisaywhatcanisayscreechingaroundcornersagainitwassoamazinglyawesome
pizzaandbeerfollowed
thenfrancecheckedmeintothehiltongardeninninsanmateo
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wtfthatssomuchmoneyfuckthemfuckmesljdlksjg
butyea
wenttotommysandmydudswerebumsohedeckedmeoutinhisfruityclothes
imustsayidmakeagreatlookinggayguyminusthemuscles
boat!
wetookpicsandwenttoinnout
itwasalongwalkbutnottoofar
notfarenoughtostartcryingandretreat
ughihatewhenpeopledothis
especiallyinlargegroupsthatswhysmallonesarebetter
innoutwascoolcoswegottolookintohootershehe
thenweboardedaftersometechincaldifficultybutthatwaseasilyoverridden
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itwasthesameboattooverynostalgic
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itwasprettyjustyoongiandiandthatwassoawesome
thiswasthefirsttimeidancedwithoutalcinsuchalongtime
imsurprisediwasnthalfbad
butyeaigottoseeallmyfriendsagain
ididntrealizethatiactuallycaredalotforalotmorepeoplethanioriginallythought
notjustlikeytomandmorganandallthembutlikelotsofpeople
butyeaafterboatytomandibolted
afterthatitgetsblurryandfun
iwokeupthenextmorningandaccidentallyatethebrunchbuffetwhichithoughtwascontinentalbreakfastbutitwasreally13dollarsfuckfuckfuck
theniwaitedinthelobbyfor4hoursformyridetopickmeup
mikesimanekpickedmeupandwedrovehisbrotomountainviewandpickeduphisroommateincampbell
hisroommatenickwassuchadealerhaha
"manihaveathouinmypocketandiwasgonnapickupsomeyayoandshroomsbutididntgetaroundtoit"
andwhenwewerelike45minsawayfromhishouseandhisjankyasssketchyassbikerackitsmaincomponentbeingthetensionfromthebikeontwobungeesfelloffthecarat80mph
hahahawehadtothrowitinabushandhopethathisparentswouldpickitupthenextday
wegotbackat1030(afterleavingat330fuckfuckfuck)andiunpacked
imissedsfandimissedsb
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butnowhappyhappyhappy
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peeessdonttellmysisiwasinsf

Got the Gold Rush

I dont know about you guys, but i hate it when conservatives play that "I live in california so i'm oppressed by liberals. If liberals are so tolerant, why don't they tolerate my views? Huh? Gotcha there!" Well, cmon. If we're talking socially conservative (economic conservatism can be counted out of this battle, but political conservatism in the places in which it overlaps with social conservatism is still fair game), then there is no point to be made. The thing is that tolerant people can logically be intolerant of intolerant people. It is their goal to make sure that everybody accepts everybody else. You can't accept somebody who doesn't accept everybody else. I hope you know this is a hard thought to convey for me, so please dont be angry if you're really confused. I hope you can just know what i'm trying to say and then maybe see if you can help me develop it a bit more.

On the other hand, I remember Connie telling me something interesting. "Well, everybody is conservative," she said. "And not just a little bit. Everybody is a lot bit conservative." Her point was that I dont believe in things like NAMBLA, i don't believe in people killing for revenge, I don't believe in eating eggs sunnyside up. I dont think that any of things should be legal, just like they haven't been since forever. Some extremely liberal people might feel differently, though, and call me a conservative asshole. And maybe I am.

But then again, the flaw in that is that I believe that people should be free to do whatever they choose as long as it does not encroach on the rights of others. Adults should not fuck children because they are not old enough to give consent, vendettas are frowned upon because other people are not allowed to live out their lives, and eggs smell nasty and make me gag. To ensure that everybody is allowed to believe in what they feel is correct and do whatever they think is correct, we have to allow everybody else to believe and do what they want to. We must be intolerant of some things to be make sure that everybody has the ability to live their lives. Tolerance necessitates intolerance of intolerance.

The point is, fuck college republicans. University professors are liberal because they feel the need to educate others and not make a mint for themselves.


Sorry if i'm a horrible writer, but i'm going to write an article for the nexus and i dont care if it sucks or if i have to do hw instead.

White As Snow

I totally deserved last night. After such a shitty weekend, too! And it's not looking up too much for this weekend either. But damn. I had the impulse to buy lots of rootbeer so i could play (root) beer pong. I had a three dollar buy in and everybody had a whole bunch of fun. After that was done, I went to IV with some friends, but i didn't really want to hang out with them at the moment, so i waited for afshin and kristi and all them to come along. i met michelles younger sister and that was really weird. I thought they were just joking, but i guess not. She must have had fun looking at us. Yea but anyway, I went to a party my friend Reggie was at. It wasn't a big party, but there were two beerpong tables which i totally kicked ass on. I played a game with krisi as my partner, and after like, half a game she was out of it. She just fell out of nowhere and knocked the entire table over. Partyfoul times 10. So we decided to leave before anything happened to her. We made a pitstop at another outdoor party cos they had some beats that the girls wanted to dance to. I saw zach too! And then we left and afshin and i made a new friend. we were stumbling a bit so katrina gave us some support back and kept us babbling. then we got back and freaking brian, our ra was walking down the hall. i did okay getting by, but fucking afshin was gonegonegone. im not sure if we got written up, but i dont think so. we got back to michelles room and hung out a bit before going to bed.

fuckfuckfuck. i needed that. today i have lots of hw, lots of working out, lots of tanning, and then maybe another night on the town.

Neutral Milk Hotel

I feel like such shit. Ohhhhh god i feel horrible. This week has been one of the worst weeks ever. MIP, ID taken, i'm a dick, i'm dry, i'm bored, etcetc. i really just want to sleep cos i didnt get any last night, but i want to go out. Aw fuckfuckfuck. And i sucked at pool. I haven't gotten to work out in the past three days. I feel white and fat and slow and young. I want to lie down on the ground and see what people say.



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what the fuck, mates?

Memories of Everything That Blew Through

Jesus. I feel kinda sad. I want to work out, but i have so much hw. I guess i'll go tonight. It should make me feel better. I need to stop eating so much. It was okay for the first week or two when i had no hw and therefore, could run, swim, and exercise more. But now that i have to do all this shit i cant find the time to do anything during the day if i want to play at night. Whatever. Weekend tomorrow. I'm going to meet new people tomorrow. During the day i'll scout the other halls and look for new friends to hang out with. I need just the slightest distance between me and my hallmates. Not because their less than awesome, it's just that i can't limit myself to them yet. I have too many new people living in this building to forget about the other 7 floors. In other words, my new friend count is going down. I need to make f1(x)<5. Something like that. I got my absentee ballot today. But i dont care or know about anybody who's running. If this was a couple years ago, I would have voted for gary coleman. But i srsly hate angelides and schwarzenegger. fuck governor. i'll write myself in. i could get a decent 20 votes for that... sorry about the no paragraph thing. i'm really not too into writing good posts anymore, so i just let it all flow out and not flip out about what comes out. note to everybody. bring lots of chopsticks when you go to college. those things were lifesavers. i fed 10 people with cup noodle at my place. OH SHIT WHO CAUGHT SOUTH PARK!? IT WAS SO HILARIOUS! CHOCOLATE HOTDOG, BROWN DRAGON, MUD MONKEY! SLDKJGSLKJGDLKGJSDG I GOT SUCH A BIG CLUE POINTING THIS WAY! oh shit. goaltimate and sexjeopardy today. can't wait! but i have lots of hwhwhhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhwhw. whatever. tomorrow, man. after class. just fun. just fun.

peace out. i'll exercise when i can..

Entertaining the People. You're Always Bitchin!

I'm just full of shitty ideas. Now i just feel silly. I just want to go to bed, but everybody is still in here!

Freakshow is the most messed up show ever!

Cigarettes, Suffragettes, and More

Okay. So this is kind of a phil yee post. ye be warned.

I used to have very regular bowel movements. Every day before and after practice I would take a short and then long shit. On weekends, I'd wake up, shit, shower, and shave. Every day I would be one with my bowel.

Then summer came and I ruined my routine! It would become whenever I could shit, which was rarely. I found myself pooping closer to once every 2 days. Worse, it was always at different times of the day, usually at inopportune times.

Now that college is here, I have an unlimited supply of food during lunch and dinner. I have fake chinese food, fake mexican food, and whatever else they have. That's just fine and dandy, it's just that I have to shit all of the time! I find myself longing for a bathroom every hour or so. sometimes i ignore it and it goes away. Other times, I make it to the bathroom, just barely, to find out that i really dont need to shit (and i'm like WTF i just peed sitting down for no reason). Still other times I have to shit and it's not a nice one. No more can i count on the regular fiberous solid shit. It's that dirty, bumpy, whisp of a shit. The one you take a long time making sure you got everything out, then spend forever wiping.

Between all these activities, I've realized that i've spent too much time thinking about shitting. I shouldn't have to deal with this, but alas, i eat way too much!


I need to get bronze.

Steal a Chair!

So sb is awesome. Parties and stuff. I love it. But just a whole bunch of fun. And i'm working out a lot and not eating freaking anything, so i'm getting hella skinny and strong. It's amazing how drastic the change is. But that's beside the point. I have a bad thing happen today.

I'm such a fucking coffee n00b. I had to get up early today and was really tired. So I was like yea i'll get some coffee. So i get some vanilla nut, cos it sounds tasty. So i drank a small cup and like 20 mins later i was so jacked up on caffine. I guess i never really had a large amount cos i was tweakin out. I thought i was going to die. I was just twitching and panicking and really i was about to die. I wrote down my thoughts so i could write this blog later and here's what i got after the messy translation.

"coffee n00b
shaky
cant relax
meditation doesnt work
hope they dont think im weird
visable?fuck! an essay?
can't do this now
no more ever
fuck
like church sometimes nevert his
vanilla nut
what do yo uhave in terms of coffee'

jesus i was tweaked



funny story. i walk into the lounge. see 30 people shoved into that tiny room. mike:"JESUS!" "shh! this is bible study" foot out of mouth. leave room.


haha i love my hall. we went swimming in the ocean. it was great