Just in case the worst should happen, here is my senior will.
Jewboy Levi - My unicycle, my room, my height, and the contents of my wallet.
Connie Chung - My ability to watch ARRR rated movies.
Chelsea - My nerves of steel.
Alex B. - Take my car. Please. You need to learn how to drive stick... and faster.
Anna FH - All my music.
Phil Yee - Burned copies of all my music. Plus Jin's magic flats.
Y. Tom - My <3... and my cable TV.
Cynthia - My ability to say no. And my liking for Wonderful Foods.
Tommy York - My ability to talk without looking self-important. And my stereo. And my Irish, rugby jersey.
Morgan - My slightly more religiousness and my Buddy Christ, Jesus Action Figure, and Dashboard Jesus.
Johanna - One cool item from my room.
To everybody - The entirety of my knowledge of cartoon (namely South Park) trivia. And a forever extended invitation to wherever i may be living.
PS. None of you get my awesome Irish hat.
<3
3 comments:
Okay, so maybe we won't carve dirty things into pews. But thanks, Mike!
Quit kidding yourself, all anybody wants is the Irish lice hat.
Q: what did the pirate say when asked why he had a steering wheel in his pants?
A: Arrrrrrrrrr. It drives me nuts!
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