I Knew It, They Turned You Into Poofters...

After that magnificent rain run, and even a bit before, i felt that i wasn't fast enough. I have the legs, maybe the lungs, but i need the physique. I need to get my torso in shape. I do the exercise: the running, the situps, the pushups, the whatever. I just need to start eating right. I could figure out a diet, I suppose, but i wouldn't do it right. I'm considering slimfast. This is so embarrassing. But i guess i should try it. Or, you know, maybe not. I just need to reduce my caloric intake, i think. I'll try 300 for breakfast, 500 for lunch, and 500 for dinner. That's gonna be hard. Agg. I almost don't care, i just want to make myself skinnier. I'm perfectly healthy, but if i have the energy to better myself, i should, right? Right.

Rob Roth and Sacha Cohen

I am so fucking pissed off at Kyle. Why should he have the guts to do standup even though he sucks? Why can't i muster the courage to do something that i'm partially equipped to do? Why should he not be reminded every day for his crappiness like i would had i performed the same unhumorous routine? Ugh. I'm sure i'd kick his ass any day. Antonio, maybe not, but christ i hate kyle. I wanna call that 50 Mason Street Lounge. I'm thinking of doing it. I might do it. But no Lowell jokes...


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As a reminder to myself, i'm not deleting the above post. I'm sorry. He actually did really, really good. I'm still jealous, however. And i still don't like him.

Why Am I Always Playing the Bad Guy?

Christ. Chicks suck. So it goes like this. Karen is supposed to plan all Senior Prom fundraisers for this month. That's a total of two. I'm not too angry that she's never around and that she has to just do stupid bakesales when her month has a marketable holiday. It's her indifference in planning and turn-around-make-me-the-bad-guy-girl-mechanism that really get me. Maybe if she cared that we only had 3 people baking 10 things or maybe if she cared that she messed up. But she didn't. She scheduled the bakesale for last saturday, a day that the 10 day forcast said it was going to rain. So she had fair warning. Then, when she should be fixing it, she pretends like i'm a bad person for being angry. To top it off, she couldn't even BE at the planned bakesale, adding to the indifference.

So she doesnt fix it. It might be a good time to remind all of you that if Prom Committee doesn't have two fundraisers per month, we get a strike. (2 strikes and we're out). So if this bakesale didn't happen, we'd ALL have a strike, not just Karen. Nobody else was going to do anything, so I took it upon myself to fix it. I planned a bakesale in 1.5 days. I tried to get lots of people to bake stuff, but when you ask favors of people, they have a choice on whether or not they want to pull through. I asked 10 people for favors, 7 of which came through. I will not be able to get those favors back. People are angry at me for getting them to bake. I also had to drive all over the sunset 3-4 times to get everything and everyone. I also had to lie to Andy about not coming to practice and, in fact, not running at all. Yoongi had to do this as well and was very upset at me. All of this and more, including the fact that my lovely presidents day MONDAY HOLIDAY was shot.

I come back to school today hoping to chew Karen out. But then i remember that i'm a hypocritical son of a bitch and shouldn't be so mean. I spend all of Physio cooling down and Karen storms out of the room telling me that i shouldnt be so angry. And all through the day, Presidio girls come up to me and tell me that I'm a big jerk. And at lunch, Karen got Kenneth to try to talk to me (he sided with her because i guess he still harbors feelings for her. but also because she has boobies). And Karen comes out when Kenneth starts to fumble and tells me that I shouldn't have been so angry. I guess I should have told her what she made me do for US (all of us). For a second i thought i lost the battle by a margin, but after school at practice i realized that she turned the tables on me and made me the bad guy to EVERYBODY (except 06 board and thats what really counts).

I don't get this power that girls have to bend the thoughts of other humans. Female distress sends a signal to all other females and they start to think that if the originator of the distress beacon is upset, then the person to make her upset is the enemy. They take that into account before hearing anything else. They are quick to protect the 'injured' female and circle around to protect her and attack the offender. They also bend the will of males. But that's just boobie power and we all know that.

I think I'll tell Karen that she owes everybody a fundraiser. One that she planned completely by herself and one that she actually attends and one that she finds the resources (help, materials, location) herself. It's the least she could do for making us do the work and then making me the bad guy. Christ i hate chicks.

I Don't Deserve A Title

Fuckfuckfuck I feel so bad. Champagne, anybody?

Then We Wouldn't Have To Wait So Long

I fucking hate being wrong all the time. So fucking stupid. I want to make sure that i am never wrong again. But there are only two ways to make that work. Both torturous and sad. Fuck.

I've Been Everywhere, Man

I fucking hate math. I fucking hate math. Every year its the same thing. It always lures me in and gets my hopes up. and then after the second gradng period of the first semester, my grade starts slipping. i dont know if i can even keep a fucking B in that goddamn class. i fucking hate calculus. when the fuck will i ever need to use fucking calculus. that's right, never. fucking never. so godfuckingdamnit why wont math leave me the fuck alone. i seriously dont want to deal with this shit. what the fuck did i ever do to math. fuckig nothing. fucking leave me the fuck alone. jesus fucking christ.

When I Think About You I Touch Myself

GODDAMN speed skaters are so ugly. Then they take off their speed suit hats and dont look that bad. Ginormous thighs though. Except Wang Manli. She's just ugly. And if you write her name from last to first you get Manli, Wang. hahaha. wow that must suck. That sucks her Manli, Wang. But yea. If it wasn't so short, the 500m Speed Skate would be pretty intense. I'll wait for the longer ones. Speaking of intense, the Alpine Course was insane! CHRIST ALMIGHTY (i tend to say that alot more now, huh?) THAT WAS SICK! And the fucking MEN'S SHORT PROGRAM! The frenchy was funny and i laughed at the fruity abercrombie guy when he fell. and this american weir or whatever he's pretty fruity too. their pants always billow. I really like the russian because he was so modest. how unrussian of him.

Jin was telling us how apollo fell and fucked up alot. and then he laughingly remarked how they had a close up of him crying. haha man that sucks for him. like you just lose the biggest event that you'lll ever be at again, and they zoom in on your teaaaars. boohoo.

I FUCKING LOVE RUNNING BUT I WISH MY FOOT WOULD HEAL NOW!

You've Seen Fireworks and You've Seen Movies. But You've Never Seen Them At The Same Time

So for Valentine's. Yea i did pretty good. I gave Yoongi the big present a couple days ago. Today though was just for the hell of it. I got some brie and crackers and lots of chocolates and a CD of The Onion recommended, sexually explicit, not just hinting anymore songs. hehe. but yea. all in a pink victoria's secret box. and then pink roses to finish it all up (definately not last year, i cant top that necklace or connie's presentation). I hope she liked it. I figure since it's Valentine's Day still, i'll let you look up my CD thing. It's really good. Like really.


Fuck Music:

1. Sssingle Bed - Samantha Fox
2. I Touch Myself - The Scala Choir
3. Freaky Tales - Too Short
4. How Many Licks - Lil Kim
5. Fuckin' In The Butt - David Allen Coe
6. Wet Dream - Max Romeo
7. Deep Shag - Luscious Jackson
8. Push Push In The Bush - Musique
9. Je T'Aime... Moi Non Plus
10. I'm At Home Getting Hammered (While She's Out Getting Nailed) - Banjo and Sullivan
11. Sex (I'm a...) - Berlin
12. Blue Monday - Blowfly
13. The Spicy McHaggis Jig- Flogging Molly
14. Need a Little Sugar In My Bowl - Bessie Smith



#13 was supposed to be "I Gotta Big Dick" by Maurice, but i couldn't find it. So it's the Spicy McHaggis Jig. Tommy suggested Caress Me Down, but i'm still thinking about doing that for Kermesse. Have fun with the songs. They're REALLY good and pretty funny? Especially the Scala Youth Choir and Max Romeo.


Happy Valentine's Day

History of Injury

I'm so tired during the day, and then track comes and im pumped. I can't explain how excited i am that im getting back in shape faster than ever before. Its just so much love, too! DLKSJG. And then it ends and i feel tired again.


Iono. winnie and fiona are just weird. like that whole group, really. oh well. i'll fix it up.

The Record Company Is Gonna Make Everything Alright

Mike Novak: my aim doesnt like new people
Stina: o
Stina: k
Stina: well my AIM
Stina: hates irish people
Mike: well my ARM hates korean people
Stina: my foot hates half irish polish people
Mike: my fist hates christina han
Stina: my kicking leg hates mike novak
Mike: my shotgun hates you

*victory*



I can feel the energy this season. It's gonna be a good one. 2-3 miles with phil before practice, then a mile warm up, and now Gin making us do mile cool downs, goddamn. That's 4 miles right there not even including the workout. Thats 20 miles more per week, hahaha. I better get good. And Gin is cool too! He runs with us and keeps the pace up at a level where we struggle to keep up. He's our target. Damn i feel this season. SDLGJ


I have no school tomorrow. Bitches.

OLE OLE OLE OLE!

It's not even the game. Even though we kicked some serious butt during guys vars. Jesus. It's just us yelling. Thats the all the fun. It's about shutting down the competitions' fans. They just couldn't match up to us. Especially before they took our drum away. Christ I'm hoarse. I wanna write a column about this, Connie. Could I?


WASH MY NUTS!

Mr. Jow. How could you?