Wow. Apparently, there is a wildwest style showdown in Florida. Yea, between the Alligators and the Pythons. When Pythons get to big, their owners abandon them in the Everglades, where they reach ginormous proportions. They are even a threat to the alligators. Of the documented Python/Gator encounters, most of them seem to be a draw, but check this shit out! This Python swallowed an Alligator WHOLE! But the Gator started digging with his feet and the python EXPLODED! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!? Not only does Florida suck because of it's Governor and Hurricanes, but because THERE'S AN ALLIGATOR RIGHT BEHIND YOU BUT WAIT A PYTHON JUST ATE IT BUT WAIT THE PYTHON JUST FUCKING EXPLODED! Make sure to call any old people you know who probably live in florida and warn them to WATCH THE FUCK OUT FOR EXPLODING PYTHONS!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051005/ap_on_fe_st/gator_python
And in cuter news:
http://abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s1473208.htm
1 comment:
That's hilarious, and just made my day! :)
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