Finally

The Postsecret Book:





I can't wait.

Captain Hero

I always try to forgive people. It's not like people ever do bad things to me. Nobody actually commits crimes against me on purpose. It's always a joke or a fun thing or something. The only time i actually hate people, is when they've been annoying the fuck out of me. Steven, Iljin, and recently Ashley. Even if they annoyed the fuck out of me, I could still get along civilly with them. Example: Iljin. We don't really like eachother, and we know it. But we push that aside so we can function along side eachother. Steven holds grudges, okay, that's his fault, I've almost gotten over that. I guess at least he pretends like i dont exist so that while we may never communicate, we can still function alongside eachother (excluding having fun with mutual friends). But then Ashley is really pushing it. I really wish she'd stop alienating all the people who were on her side. First it was Levi. When she couldn't control him anymore, she started to act worse and worse to him. Then when i asked her for a bit of help with a certain something, she pretended like Levi never did anything for him. And she acts the same way to me, probably. But she hates me for being cheap. Which i am. But still, she hated me for not going to Odee's party cos i couldnt afford it. That's just her spoiled side coming out. She always tries to hurt me when she talks to me. Like, she's READY to insult me. Just give her the opportunity and she'll be there. Fuck you, bitch. Why don't you leave and go be allergic to something.

Similie

You know how that dentist got killed because his patient didn't like the way the dentist made his teeth look? Wtf about Dr. Jang. You know, from Dr. Jang and Associates. With the crappy commercials. Yea. Why doesn't somebody kill him? He has shit teeth and if he does the same kind of work like he does with his commercials, then chances are that he doesn't have a lot of happy customers. I'm keeping my eye on the obits for a while.

From Atlanta?

I thought this one brought up an idea. I think it's kind of funny how different men and women are. The postcard implies that an attractive woman not wearing underwear to church is a, excuse me, "naughty" deed. Why is that? If a man does not wear underwear to church, it simply irritates... Worst case scenario, your pubic hair get stuck in the zipper. But attractive women, no. God hates attractive women without underwear. I could see maybe if they wear a skirt, that may be considered dangerous... what was i talking about?

Mermabeast

I want to go on an adventure. Something like out of those books i used to read, or those dreams i used to have, or that semi-retarted kid from Stewart Little (and i dont mean Michael J. Fox, even though he had some pretty cool adventures in the past and future). Something that's different from going to class, or hanging around, or sleeping.

Remember Tom Sawyer's Island at Disneyland? Those were good times. Just running up and down on the rocks and bridges, through the tunnels, and shooting people in the fort was the best part. One time, my dad told me that the fat lady i shot fell into the water... and i believed him! It's not like i felt bad or anything, but i was surprised nonetheless.

You're always in for a surprise when you're dreaming. Sometimes you're in a forest, sometimes you're on a spaceship, sometimes you're in front of your house...but flying! It's cool to just explore the endless possibilities of your mind. You can do literally everything in your dreams. The best dreams are the ones where you're looking for something or for someone, or even to looking to save your own life; it just gives you a little direction.

Maybe I'm due for and EPIC adventure, like Frodo was or like those animals from "Homeward Bound". What could i save the world from? Bad music? Who could i save the lives of? The good citizens of the world? Who would be the bad guy? Coldplay? Maybe they would have a sidekick, Moby, most likely. How bad would they be? Ohhhh they're evil enough. What powers would they have? The powers to sedate people and warp their minds. What powers would i have? None of that power of love and friendship crap. I want a sword or lightning bolts or something, at least the power or RockandRoll.

Fuck school, fuck the day, fuck life. I want to live, not waste away... I don't want to sleep.

Take Topeka

Today was Ice Cream Nite and that shit was pretty cool. IceCream and FortMason, good combo as far as im concered. But as i was giving Levi a ride back to the sunset, he brought up an interesting subject. He was disappointed in some of the people he chose as friends. I must say, I feel the same way. Think about it, everybody has regrets, but some of my regrets have first and last names. I guess that i'm tired of it and i'll give you a couple peeps:

AP: I'm sorry, this was a big mistake. I mean he was a nice... no i take that back. I thought he was pretty cool, then i went to his house and saw how he treated his poor mother, and got used to how fucking mean he was to EVERYBODY, including people he didnt know. Plus he was a total downer. You know those people who think everything sucks. Jesus.

SH: It started out alright. But maybe it went too fast. Ex-g/f? No, just Steven. I had a fight with Iljin in which i was particularly mean about (with full right) and he broke up with me. For a while, i just continued thinking what i had always thought: He was just a pussy and he'd get over it. Turns out i was only half right, and now it's just built up to hatred. Iono. Remember that 'Recess' where that one kid doesn't like TJ? It's kind of like that. He's one of the few people who "genuinely hate me". I'd rather not know him than have him hate me.

NP: I regret this person the most. We used to be really, really good friends. Then I got fat and he became a short, napoleon complexed junkie jock. I know it was only k-12. But me made my life hell. I really wish i would have stuck up for myself back then. i could have done it now. I would have done it now. Oh man, i think it's appropriate that he's in boarding school in utah or whatever. I Hate You Nick Philliou


*edited to stop me being google pwned*

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Jesus

Wow. Apparently, there is a wildwest style showdown in Florida. Yea, between the Alligators and the Pythons. When Pythons get to big, their owners abandon them in the Everglades, where they reach ginormous proportions. They are even a threat to the alligators. Of the documented Python/Gator encounters, most of them seem to be a draw, but check this shit out! This Python swallowed an Alligator WHOLE! But the Gator started digging with his feet and the python EXPLODED! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT!? Not only does Florida suck because of it's Governor and Hurricanes, but because THERE'S AN ALLIGATOR RIGHT BEHIND YOU BUT WAIT A PYTHON JUST ATE IT BUT WAIT THE PYTHON JUST FUCKING EXPLODED! Make sure to call any old people you know who probably live in florida and warn them to WATCH THE FUCK OUT FOR EXPLODING PYTHONS!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051005/ap_on_fe_st/gator_python




And in cuter news:

http://abc.net.au/science/news/stories/s1473208.htm

Soggy Road Waffles

I guess it all started yesterday at Sati's party. Connie, um, offered to castrate me if i mentioned anything about soggy waffle to lina or courtney. Being me, it happened anyway. First i had to warm them up with Elephant. You guys remember that, right? Where everybody takes off their pants and gets in a circle and puts one thumb up the butt of the person to the right and one thumb in their mouth. Then you hop around in circles and if your thumb falls out, you gotta switch thumbs. Yea. I think i only got to explaining soggy waffle to Mayaan, but that's not important.

Today when i was trying to study for physio, Morgan pops up and sends me the link to 'soggy biscuit' on wiki. Very interesting, they didn't have Elephant, but they did have lots of variations of Soggy Waffle. As i was looking them all up, I came across something interesting.

Have you guys ever heard of Road Waffles? It's a great comic about nothing at all really. In fact, the only motif or pattern whatsoever is that nearly everybody gets killed. I cannot stop reading. Dootdootdoot. www.roadwaffles.com yayzers im out.