Monday, September 19, 2005

Sarah and Noname

I don't like cutting my fingernails. I DO like getting all the nasty stuff out from under them, but it's such a tradeoff. I don't having nasty dirt making my nails turn colors, but i don't like using the utility of them all either.

I sit here with shortened nails and why? so my fingers dont tap the keyboard? So i dont accidentally cut myself? So people dont say 'EWW!'? NO! Well, yes. I don't like the fact that I can't untie knots, I don't like the fact that I can't scratch my ass, and I DON'T like the fact that I can't pick my NOSE!

I HATE NAILCLIPPERS!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

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