Saturday, August 06, 2005

Wif My Nine

You know what? I hate old people. Sorry grandma, but it had to be said. I can't take it anymore. The conservatism, the bad driving, the slow movement, the smell, everything. I think all the old people need to die. And if they dont die naturally, I'LL kill them.

The world is too populated to support normal planetary function. My proposal suggests that if we kill all the old people, we'll have enough breathing room until we get some hydricity or solar power up in here, as well as a new planet to populate. Anybody ever seen Logan's run? EVERYBODY OVER 30 MUST DIE NOW! I have to go, but keep that thought.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

yeah and any guys that are assholes should be killed also..including geeks that are arguing in the comp lab about debate fuck them all..

yeah i miss you tooo...lets plan a reaquaint bea with the beach/mario party day..

Anonymous said...

Wow. Parallel hatreds. I hate fat people, and you old people. This is brilliant!

Let's watch Soylent Green. Justice is on our side when we see impoverished, malnourished people being fed with old people manufactured into crackers. No fat people, no old people. Movie's horrible, but it gives me a new appreciation for it, I suppose.