LORD GOD...bird

The lord god bird. Thought to be extinct for 45 years. But they FOUND ONE! In a swamp. In the south. Apparantly. Everybody in the birdnerdgroup started bursting out in tears when they realized that it wasn't extinct yet. LORD GOD...bird is back again. Quite a funny article.

I just saw that Gary Coleman commercial again. You know. The one about loans or savings or whatnot. I just realized that he looks just as tall as everybody else. The studio actually had the entire set remodeled to be proportionate to his height! The walls, the door, the desk - they even used a small laptop instead of a desktop to make him look bigger! That little man. That poor little man. He didn't even get to play himself in the Avenue Q musical. I loved that musical. I saw it debut in NY! And i have my two posters on my wall - WHAT THE FUZZ ARE YOU LOOKING AT? and I am NOT a closeted HOMOWHATEVER! Just nailed it right on the head. The internet IS for porn! Nothing to be ashamed of. Puppet sex is not against the constitution or the bible! You just gotta say you're sorry, afterwards. But yea.

Final order of business. I know that not that many people are interested in my summer plan, but for the few people it does concern, you better pay attention. Or not, whatever. First of all on my lists is concerts. If i do one thing this whole summer it's gonna be concert hopping. That means BFD (FOOFIGHTERSSOCIALDALKALINETRIOSENSESFAILJACKSONUNITEDANDMUCHMUCHMORE!) and Warped Tour (THEOFFSPRINGANDTHEUSUALS!) plus all the normal ones i got to get to. THEN there's work. Gotta work. Gotta save money for college. THEN there's the roadtrip. Sometime this summer i'm going to drive down to san diego. Anybody want to come along? Free room and board. About a mile away from the beach and funfunfun. Lets go! Then there's my birthday but that's not important. I should go see an R rated movie, just cos i can. I'm sure there is other stuff, but that will come later.

I just think that I should be left alone more often. Left alone outside...


PS. *tunnel spelunking on tuesday. bring a flashlight*