I pledge, to my unicycle
that i will ride you every day that i can
i will do my best
to ride you with comfort and pleasure
and to hit kelly and connie and stina
for they are the only people who read this
when they make jokes about this pledge
sounding like a promise to rape my unicycle
which i would never do
because i respect you too much
and yea
god bless san francisco, california.
1 comment:
Wow you really read my mind about the sexual relations with the unicycle part.
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