Tuesday, January 31, 2006

But Now You Have To Fall

My hate used to be healthy. Now it consumes me. I hate. I'm so filled with it. I need to let out the hate, because i sure as hell can't let go. Hate.

Soccer Mom

Mike:
i am for human clothing
Tommy:
cloning.
Mike:
oh shit
really?
Tommy:
yes.
CLONING.
We discussed this last week.
Wait you're joking.
Dear god I hope you're joking.



Mrhrhr

Dude Seriously...You Guys...

So today Andy comes out in the courtyard and yells "LETS GET TO PRACTICE!" really loudly and the whole courtyard goes up in a cheer. It was great. Andy got nicer and not as unfunny. He's so happy to be back. I can see it in his face. I can tell this season is going to kick ass. SLKDGJ.


I ALMOST have the perfect senior schedule, but i should have dropped Hoffman taken Sullivan and switched Spellicy. Damn damn damn. Oh well. I can still switch, and i'll survive.

Monday, January 30, 2006

Ring of Fire

Seriously. Tommy, you were a dumbshit to even make us THINK you were doing anything with Ashley Richardson. And yes, i know, it IS Ashley Richardson. But now i have to put up with her all the goddamn time. Do you even know what she's saying? I've heard her say like 15 times that "Tommy and Levi were passing me between them to see who would make out with me. Tommy apparently won and took me outside. He said that he couldn't resist because I was 'too hot'." And i know you didn't do anything because really, why would you trade Johanna, great person and biggest boobies at lowell, for Richardson who is not only very unattractive on the inside, but not so great on the outside, but it's really hard to shut her up with the fact that you were very suspicious to people who dont know you that well. And i swear, next time she says it (probably tomorrow) i'll tell her that she should shut her fucking face because she's lying and was practically unconscious the whole time, but please tommy, help me out next time. <3 hating Ashley.



That being said,

Schedule:

3/4/5 - Physio - Newhouse
Reg - Rotter
6/7/8 - AP Econ - Spellicy
8/9/10 - Espanol 6 - Cadoppi
11/12/13 - AP Calc - Hoffman
14/15 - Eng Eur Lit - Mitchell

Breaks - 1,2,(3),(13),16,17,18,19,20



Sneepur Patrol, Bitches.

Monday, January 23, 2006

Black Kiss and Latin Lovers

I went to the Borders today with Levi and I bought 'The Slaughterhouse Five" and a CD which i've never heard of before. Kurt Vonnegut Jr. is quickly becoming one of my favorite authors. He had this to say on the Daily Show:

LIBERAL CRAP I NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN

Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
Nobody better trespass against me. I'll tell you that.

Blessed are the meek.

Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can't use torture?

Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?

Love your enemies - Arabs?

Ye cannot serve God and Mammon. The hell I can't! Look at the Reverend Pat Robertson. And He is as happy as a pig in shit.


Slaughterhouse is already sounding better and better by the page. I want to get more books, but i'm afraid they wont be the same...