I Fed Tippy Crackerjacks...Cos That's What I Was Eating

Do you think anybody would bomb San Francisco? Maybe not the middle eastern terrorists, cos the more strategic places are dc and ny and possibly la. but korea, they could hit us easy, ny and dc would be kinda hard. and the thing is that terrorists dont necessarily aim for the economic or legislative critical points. They want to hit our hearts as well as our society. what would you do if hezbollah or kimjongil blew up the ggb? i would cry a billion tears. no really i would. transamerica? who cares? cablecar bombs? whatever. ggb? *tear*.

but these are all really silly things. we're actually very close to nuclear warfare. that's terrifying. we wont even die quickly. we'll die of sickness and melting and contamination. its sad when animals become extinct, but it's horrifying to know that we're heading in that direction too, but we caused it. some might call it suigenocide. or maybe i should go to bed.


mother fucker. fuck the middle east. fuck america. fuck europeans. fuck russians. fuck koreans and chinese people. fuck african warlords. the world would be better off if the japanese, the indians, and the starving african people ruled the world. but not for long because they'd be the one's in power and then nothing would change.

fuck humans, man.

Sittin On an Egg

Last night was the first night in a long time that i wasn't up until 3 am. Today i have to go downtown and turn in my timeslips for jackson. Anyway, last night was also the first night in a while that i spent some non-sleeping time at home. I dont know, the summer, she seems wasted when i am sitting on ze couch or in my home in general. If im not outside my house then i guess im not having fun. fuck i hate this household, but i like the house. how strange..

did you know that levi is leaving soon? think about it. i have like 2 or 3 weeks left of company. then my parents want to go on a road trip (ugh) for 4 days and im not diggin it at all. and by that time we will only have about 10 days of levi left! its cool for him but its really sad for us.

i guess im jealous of the slimecreeps because i think their joint trip to shanghai is so cool. i want to do one of those. a trip to somewhere with friends.i propose that we go to new york or something. or fucking canada i dont care. i wanna do it before the summer ends. who knows? we could even stay with levi!

fuckfuckfuckihatecompanyitstolemysummer!

Cracked Like A Nut

Is it just me, or did the Chinese government suddenly become the luckiest bunch of bastards in the world? Just over a week ago it was proven that they were harvesting organs from practicing falun gong members. Falun Gong peeps were imprisoned for no reason, and here's the trippy part, they only ask you for your blood type. Then you rot in a cell until a wealthy american needs a heart and then they kill you and take it and give it to the other guy. Horrible, eh?

Well, turns out that just a little less than over a week ago, Israel and Hezbollah started asking like pussybitches and started killing eachother/others/innocentpeople. Man, the chinese really dodged a bullet here. I guess the world just likes Israel better, or what if they caused it? huh!? HUH!!??

I think the only reason it's happening is because the falun gong are being dehumanized in china. they're worse than dogs. i dont know how anybody can do that. it would probably be hard for me to kill a murderer, h less innocent people. i'm not really sure what falun gong is, but its nothing to be subhuman about.

I'm sorry, I have to stop. My bird, Mango just erupted from the VCR.

Moral of the story: For every rich white person committing an evil deed, statistically speaking, there's a Chinese gov't official doing something just as bad.

Surgical, Stunning

See, I've been on a roll. A couple good posts in a roll and tonight i had nothin. So i wrote about books. psh. like anybody reads anymore. but here's a real one.

watching the daily show lately, i've been feeling kind of bad that jon stewart is being so callous to the situation in the middle east. i mean, how can you make jokes about people dying at the same moment that you're trying to be funny? it just felt so wrong.

but then i remembered that jon stewart is doing what he is supposed to do. make jokes about stuff thats happening now. he isn't letting this tragedy get to him. even in these dark times, he's still trying to bring out a joke or two in his own style.

jon stewart just has big balls is all. i guess some people could learn from that. have big balls. and dont let things get you down and keep you from doing the things you love and/or supposed to do.

Street Soldier

So I think the thing is that hollywood only ruins good books. Jurassic park, ummm. i haven't read too many others. but anyway. i want to find alot of movie books and read all of them. soylent green, dune... actually. i just want to read alot of scifi. i love scifi books. i still have the man-kzin wars in my bookcase.

speaking of bookcases. i just cleaned mine out and i am very proud. like. i have books that i actually like/d to read. and their mine. or not. i stole alot of them from friends. if one of you is reading this, no you are not getting it back.but i'm proud of the stuff i read. damn proud.

i gotta get on tropical animal. it looks so sexy.